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[♪]

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[MOE READING]

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Whew. What a moniker.

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We made it. Now we got a chance
to finish the Buzzard,

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the greatest plane ever made.

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Nobody ever thought
of inventing a plane like ours.

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You said it.
We're great inventors.

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Robert Fulton, Thomas Edison,
Alexander Graham Bell,

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Domenici and us.

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[CHUCKLES]

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CHORTLES Okay.

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Let's finish her up
so a-flying we can go.

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Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da.

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ALL: ♪ A-flying we will go ♪

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BOTH:
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da.

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ALL: ♪ A-flying we will go ♪

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Zoom-- Oh!

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♪ A-flying we will go ♪
Oh!

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♪ A-flying we will go ♪

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MOE: ♪ A-flying we will go ♪
Da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da.

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ALL: ♪ A-flying we will go ♪

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♪ A-flying we will go ♪

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Break it up. Ooh--! Ooh!

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Boy, when we paint the Buzzard

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with this quick-drying
melted rubber,

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it's be waterproof and iceproof.

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Right!

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Hup! Hup!

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Hup, hup, hup.

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Now, in this-- Oh!

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[GRUMBLES]

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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck,
nyuck, nyuck.

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Why you...

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BOTH: Oh!

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Come on... Oh, don't do that.

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CURLY: Don't do that!

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Where's your vice? Vice?

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I have no vice.

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I'm as pure as the driven snow.

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But you drifted.

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Oh! Get out of here.

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Get the vice.

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Mm!

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Hold that.

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Hold that.

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Here, roll me a cigarette.

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[BUBBLING]

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Hey, when I say "now,"
tighten this vice, will you?

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You can depend on me.

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Let me see.

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Now, if I--

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Look what you're doing! Oh, oh!

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I did what you said,
and you said "now."

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Oh!

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Oh, ungrateful, eh?

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[BARKS]

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Oh, get me out of this.

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Oh, oh, oh, oh...

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Oh... Hey, Moe, it's stuck.

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Hit it on top of the head.

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Oh...

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Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh...

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[WHIMPERING]
Ooh! Oh! Oh! Oh...

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[WHIMPERING]

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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

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Oh, he broke it, I hope.

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No, he didn't. Oh!

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Why you...

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Oh! I'll murder you.

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Oh, no, no, Moe, Moe!
I'll murder you.

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Moe, no, I didn't mean it.
Please. Look out.

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Get out of the way.

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No-- No-- Moe!

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Wait a minute, wait a minute!

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Don't you dare hit me
in the head.

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You know I'm not normal.

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I'll "normal" you.

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Ow!

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Ow!

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Mm!

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Oh.

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Okay, Moe. Help me, Larry.

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Mm!

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Come on, Moe. There you are.

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There-- There you go, there.
Come on.

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Come on, boy.

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Get this rubber
off of me, you idiots.

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You know that self-sealing
rubber don't come off easily.

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This is gonna be a tough job.

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Inflate this rubber thing
with that hydrogen gas.

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Then when the gas
fills the suit,

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it'll pull away from my body

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then you can cut it off
in strips.

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Now my hands are caught.

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Gas on.

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[GAS HISSES]

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[GAS HISSING]

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How you coming? Okay.

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Gas off. Gas off.

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[HISSING DWINDLES]

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Hey, hurry up, you guys.

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Get a knife and cut this
off of me.

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Okay.

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Hold still.

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[SCREAMS]

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Ah--

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My, oh, my-- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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Hey, Moe,
what are you doing up there?

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It's the gas, you idiots.

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Shall I get you some
bicarbonate of soda?

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Shut up and get me down!

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Oh! Oh!

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Get me down!

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Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck--
Come here, gimme.

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Ah-- Ah-- Ah-- Ah--

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LARRY: Open your mouth

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and I'll push you away.

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Okay.

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Ow-- Oh-- Oh-- Oh-- Ow!

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Oh. MOE: Help me, you guys.

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I got an idea.
Get out of the way.

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Wa-hoo!

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[ULULATES]

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[GRUNTS]

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[MOE WHIMPERING] [GRUNTING]

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Ah!

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Get out of here, you--

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MOE: Get me down!

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[MOE WHIMPERS]

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Come on.

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Mm!

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Be careful.

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I'll murder you. Whoa!

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[CHOKED SCREAM]

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Wait a minute, wait a minute!

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We're out of rhythm.

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When I say "three,"
we'll both yank together.

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One...

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What comes after "one"?

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Two. Ooh!

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Mm!

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Thank you.

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One, two,

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three. BOTH: Ooh!

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We got him. Ha-ha!

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Are you okay, Moe?

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Talk to me. Say a few--

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That ain't Moe.

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Shut up, you splinter brain.
He's still up there.

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Ah--! Come on.

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MOE: Whoa!
Hey, what dummies we are.

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We can jump up
and pull him down.

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BOTH: Right! Right! Hup! Hup!

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Alleyoop. Alleyoop.

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Hup! Whoo-ya!

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Oh, you feather brains.
I'll murder you.

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Whew.

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Success. Success.

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Let's get the knives.

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Oh, I'm floating!

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Save me! Oh...

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Ah--! Ah--! Ah--!

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He's a free balloon.

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Oh, I'm floating.

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[COCKS GUN]

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What are you doing
with that rifle?

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Don't you know any better
than to use a rifle?

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You might miss him.

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Here. Use the shotgun.

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Oh. Nyuck, nyuck.

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Whoo-whoo-whoo.

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MOE: Save me-- Oh!

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There he is.

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I'm floating away.

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Hold still, Moe.
I'll have you down in a minute.
I'm floating away.

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Hold still, Moe.
I'll have you down in a minute.

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[SCREAMS]

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Ah--! Ah--! Ah--!

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[SCREAMING]

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CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo.

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[LOUD SPLASH]

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[WARBLES]

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I'm through.

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So am I. Right.

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At last the Buzzard is finished.
So am I. Right.

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At last the Buzzard is finished.

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Let's get it out.
Yeah, the aircraft men

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will be here any minute
to watch our test flight.

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Yes, go on. I'm palpitating.
Shut up.

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Just remember,
if we flop, we're drafted.

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We've got to make good.

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Hey, wait a minute.
Who's gonna fly the Buzzard?

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We don't know anything
about flying.

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Neither did the Wright Brothers,
but they flew.

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Anything the Wright Brothers
can do,

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the Wrong Brothers can do.

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Right? Right.

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Wrong... Brothers.

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All right, we gotta
get the Buzzard out.

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Hey, wait a minute.

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We can't get the Buzzard out.
The door's too small.

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Why take it out?
Let's fly the garage with it.

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[LAUGHS]

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LARRY:
Yeah, sort of a cabin job.

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[ALL LAUGH]

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Oh! Shut up.

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I'll get you out of this.
Wait a minute.

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We got a cutting job to do.

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Get some saws.

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Let me see.

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Hey, you nitwit.

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Mm! Don't saw the wings.

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You saw the garage.

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I see the garage
but I don't saw the garage.

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You are speaking incorrectly.

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You are "moidering"
the king's English.

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Et cetera.

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See? Saw... see? See--?

220
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Yeah, shut up!

221
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You saw one side
and Larry will saw the other.

222
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Oh, I see. I saw.

223
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Ow!

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Not like that. Like this.

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Oh! Oh!

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[SQUEALS]

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Oh! Oh!

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Oh, look.

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[WHIMPERING]

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Come on.
We gotta warm the plane up.

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Hey, porcupine,
get in the cockpit.

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Contact!

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Oh!

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I'll murder you. Contact!

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Contact!

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Hey, wait a minute.

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I want a contract too.

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You can't get away with this.

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Okay, okay.

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You'll get a contract.

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Step right on the dotted line.

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Contact!
Oh, boy, I'm gonna get--

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Oh! Oh-ho! Oh!

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Come on, get over here.

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Contact.

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LARRY: Contact.

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[SPUTTERS]

248
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Now, contact.

249
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Contact.

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Oh!

251
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Whoa!

252
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Moe!

253
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Here we go again.

254
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All right, get up.

255
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You know, I never thought
the Sky Aircraft Company

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would watch a test flight
of three screwballs

257
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like the Wrong Brothers.

258
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Hm. They're either miracle men
or they're insane.

259
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There they go.
[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]

260
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Hey, quit waving bye-bye.
I'm getting seasick.

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Shut up.

262
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Oh!

263
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Boy, isn't this Buzzard a honey?

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We ought to get a contract
for a million of them.

265
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Hey, move it, will you?
You're on my leg.

266
00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,510
Well, easy now. I told you--
Move over--

267
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Quit shoving. Ow, my leg.

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LARRY: You're on my leg.
CURLY: Well, easy now.

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LARRY: Move over. MOE: Shut up.

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What was that?
That isn't anything.

271
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,110
Just some little old wire
broke loose

272
00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,610
from some little old lever.

273
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,610
That was our rudder, you idiot.

274
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,610
Now we can't get our plane
where we want it to go.

275
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,610
Is that important?
Are we going anywhere?

276
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:26,620
Yeah, to the Army
if this plane fails, you dope.

277
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:29,120
That wouldn't be bad.
I wouldn't mind being a general.

278
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,620
Hup! Hup! Oh!

279
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:31,620
[PLANE SPUTTERS]

280
00:11:31,620 --> 00:11:33,120
We're losing altitude.

281
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,130
We gotta get rid of some weight.

282
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,460
What are you looking at me for?

283
00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:42,800
Is there any gas left?

284
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,800
I don't know.
The arrow points halfway.

285
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,800
I don't know if it's half empty
or half full.

286
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,670
Why...

287
00:11:48,670 --> 00:11:50,260
Throw out the clutch.

288
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,230
Ah--!

289
00:11:51,230 --> 00:11:52,760
But Moe, if I throw out
the clutch--

290
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,260
Do as you're told.

291
00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,760
Throw out the clutch.

292
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,320
I guess he knows
what he wants, I hope.

293
00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,900
Hey, roll me a cigarette.

294
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,320
Right. There you are.

295
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,740
[SPITS]

296
00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:11,830
Here.

297
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:13,410
Oh, thanks. Whew.

298
00:12:13,410 --> 00:12:14,920
Hey, I couldn't find the clutch,

299
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,420
so I'll throw out
the gear-shift lever.

300
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:17,420
See? Whoa!

301
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:21,760
You idiot, I ought to kill you.

302
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,590
Take the controls.

303
00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:26,090
I'll fix the rudder cable.

304
00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,100
[SCREAMS]

305
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,100
Why you...

306
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,600
mutton head.

307
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,530
CURLY: Hey, what do I do next?

308
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,980
Oh.

309
00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:52,990
[SCREAMING]

310
00:12:57,830 --> 00:12:59,330
Hey, are you two guys
going steady?

311
00:12:59,330 --> 00:13:01,330
Get out of-- Whoa!

312
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,830
MOE: Whoa!

313
00:13:05,830 --> 00:13:07,340
We're turning over.

314
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,750
My stomach's in my mouth.

315
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:12,640
[ALL SCREAMING]

316
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:17,260
Oh!

317
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:20,730
[LOUD SPLASH]

318
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:24,240
Oh! Oh!

319
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,740
[GRUMBLES]

320
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240
Oh, boy. A bench.

321
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,740
[CHUCKLES]

322
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:31,740
What a life.

323
00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,740
Nothing to do but live off
the fat of the land.

324
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,830
And eat and sleep.

325
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:36,910
Attention!

326
00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:40,420
Right shoulder, arms!

327
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,920
About face!

328
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,920
Oh!

329
00:13:48,430 --> 00:13:49,880
Attention!

330
00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,880
Present arms!

331
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,960
You dumbbells.

332
00:13:55,970 --> 00:13:56,970
Oh.

333
00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:02,970
Oh, a duck.

334
00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:03,970
Look at mine.

335
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:05,480
But I missed.

336
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,980
Oh.

337
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:09,480
A duck for my tapeworm.

338
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,480
[ALL LAUGH]

339
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,980
Drop those ducks
and follow that line!

340
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:13,980
Hey!

341
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,490
Don't go away.

342
00:14:18,490 --> 00:14:19,990
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

343
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,710
Now, get this.

344
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,300
I'm gonna make soldiers
out of you guys

345
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:27,080
if I have to kill you.

346
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,670
And that goes for you too.

347
00:14:29,670 --> 00:14:31,170
Attention!

348
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,670
Right shoulder, arms!

349
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,670
Right face!

350
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,180
By twos, forward march!

351
00:14:45,770 --> 00:14:47,270
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

352
00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,770
Hey, don't look now but I think
we're going the wrong way.

353
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,700
To the rear!

354
00:14:58,700 --> 00:14:59,700
March!

355
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,940
Company, halt!

356
00:15:30,140 --> 00:15:32,230
What do you guys
think you're doing?

357
00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:34,230
Playing Hippity-Hop
at the Barbershop?

358
00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:37,740
Now, snap into it
and march like soldiers.

359
00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,240
And that goes for you too.

360
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240
About face!

361
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,240
I won't do it.
He don't pay my salary.

362
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:44,240
It's a guy with a beard.

363
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,740
I would-- I-- Ah--!

364
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,240
About face.

365
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:47,250
Forward, march!
About face.

366
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,250
Forward, march!

367
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,750
Company, attention!

368
00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:54,250
Fall in on that line.

369
00:15:54,250 --> 00:15:55,750
Fall in!

370
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,170
Now, listen,

371
00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:01,260
one more break out of you guys
and I'm gonna hang you.

372
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,980
All three of you.

373
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,560
Now, I'm gonna teach you
how to be soldiers

374
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,230
whether you like it or not.

375
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,820
Right shoulder, arms!

376
00:16:07,820 --> 00:16:09,320
Left shoulder, arms!

377
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,320
Right shoulder, arms!

378
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:14,570
Forward, arms! Inspection, arms!

379
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:15,570
Right shoulder, arms!

380
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,990
Arms, arms, arms, arms,
arms, arms, arms!

381
00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:21,080
Arms! Left shoulder, arms!

382
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,080
What do you think you're doing?

383
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,580
I'm gonna show you
how to do the Manual of Arms.

384
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,590
Forward, arms!

385
00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:31,090
Present arms!

386
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,760
Now, do it just like I did it.

387
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,340
Forward, arms! Present arms!

388
00:16:38,350 --> 00:16:40,630
CURLY: Ooh!
MOE: Ah--! Ah--! Ah--! Ah--!

389
00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:42,220
CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo.

390
00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,720
[♪]